Good thoughts about life

The most destructive habit Worry The greatest joy Giving The most endangered species Dedicated leaders Our greatest natural resource Our youth The greatest shot in the arm Encouragement The greatest problem to overcome Fear The most effective sleeping pill Peace of mind The most crippling disease Excuses The most powerful force in life Love The most destructive pariah Gossip The most incredible computer The human brain The worst thing to be without Hope The deadliest weapon The tongue The two most powerful words Can do The greatest asset Faith The most worthless emotion Self-pity The worst thing you can lose Self-respect The most satisfying work Helping others The ugliest personality trait Selfishness The most beautiful attire A smile! The most prized possession Integrity The most contageous spirit Enthusiasm The most powerful communication Prayer To the world, you may be just one person; but to one person, you may be the world! Measure wealth not by the things you have, but by the things you have for which you would not take money. If you bring acaroni and cheese to a covered dish supper, don't expect to dine on lobster and filet mignon. A coffee grinder on sale at a 90% discount is not a great buy if you don't drink coffee.

Classic definitions and cool meanings

Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the
lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds
of either".

Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number
present.

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated
by feminine water-power ..

Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens &
everybody disagrees later on.

Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling
you have never felt before.

Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken
of when dead.

Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that
you actually look forward to the trip.

Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally
falls into a river.

Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in
midway "See I am not injured yet."

Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO,
Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.

Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Father : A banker provided by nature.

Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got
caught.

Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early.

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your
Confidence after.

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with
his bills.